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Why am I so special,to,the forum?
Been thinking . What makes me so indispensable, so modestly opinionated and simply so,good for the forum?
Well, I am a simple Cornishman......that's sooooooooo important.
I like me very much
And what I say including my wonderful jokes is so important to my public out there
What makes each of you as important (is this possible?) as me ?
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Definitely the jokes for you Verdun
We keep coming back to see if they're as awful as we remember
And your knowledge of growing plants but that's secondary
In the sticks near Peterborough
Well - it's my superior jokes Verd. They're much better than yours. Makes me indispensable.
and my modesty of course...
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
I won't be competing.
I always lose the thread forget the punch line
In the sticks near Peterborough
What makes me as important as you Verdun? I didn't know I was
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
I'm important cos' I bring drinks to the cabin
& I laugh at your jokes Verdun, especially when they are tongue in cheek on new threads 
Are all Cornishmen narcissists or do some just content themselves with growing beautiful daffs and other stuff?
I'm important because I don't know as much as most of you and where would you be without questions to answer?
Dove your cakes are indispensable - sure Verdun would agree with that
Not being a Cornishman I cannot think of any reason I would be important, that is apart from cooking meals that make my lovely grandchildren ask mum, "why can't we have food like this at home" that lowers the clouds a bit. Still being a North Easterner with one foot in the sea and always having one wet foot makes a sense of humour essential I suppose having to read Verduns witty prose is less of a chore.
The important ones are all the posters who make me laugh at times cry at times and come up with weird and wonderful ways to grow vegetables and flowers, now then I would ask the wise Cornishman "err" which of the latter do we eat.
Frank.
I am half Cornish and half a Scot, I have inherited the best of both races, so sorry Verdun, you are not even half as valuable as me.
When you don't even know who's in the team
S.Yorkshire/Derbyshire border
That is some picture, Head full of clotted cream and a kilt? How about Half Yorkshire and Half Newcastle from Irish stock, Black and White Zips on my pockets and a shamrock sticking out of the ears.
Frank.