No no no, Diddy, you must drink more often. Or should I? The quality of joke has improved immeasurably since you got home! (minds immeasurably superior to ours----- will notice! sorry, heard war of the worlds earlier!!)
A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?" The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
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No no no, Diddy, you must drink more often. Or should I? The quality of joke has improved immeasurably since you got home! (minds immeasurably superior to ours----- will notice! sorry, heard war of the worlds earlier!!)
Not sure that's allowed!
I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.
I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.
The biggest mistake he made was putting on that ring, which drained him of his youth, vitality, and energy.
I got one of those when I was married.
Dear me!!!! what can i say to that MsBeehaven.that is really bad jokes,but with a little more practice you might improve
A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?" The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
Past, present and future walked into a bar - it was tense....
Gold walked into a bar and the bartender shouts Au get out!
A little chemistry knowledge needed.....
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