A man walks into a pet shop and asks the owner,i'm looking for something new and something different what do you have?. The owner replies,I have some snakes and lizards and even spiders.But the guy replies,no sir i realy realy want something very different.So the owner say to the man,come with me into the back room,i have something realy different i would like you to see, so off they trot into the back room and there on the table was a small box,the owner say's i want £2,000 for whats inside it as this is very special. the owner opens the box and there inside lies a tiny milipede.The guy say to the owner,do you think i'm stupid or what?. the owner say's just watch this,hes looks at the milipede and say's to it "hello"?. the milipede replies back,good morning govenor how are you tody.Well the guy was amazed and thought to himself i must have it.the owner say's one more thing to tell you about it,it will also do what ever you ask it to do.So the guy pays and leaves.
later back how the milipede asks the guy,morning sir what can i do for you today?.The guy asks it,can i have a cup of tea please, so it trots into the kitchen and 5 mins later it returns with the tea and also some biscuits.Wow says the man thats great,would you mind going down to the shop and get me my paper.
Yes sir he replies and off he trots into the kitchen." hours later there is still no sign of the milipede and the guy is realy worried thinking that it was two grand gone down the drain,he gets up and walks into the kitchen and there on a chair is the milipede.The guy says where the hell have you been for all this time and where is my paper?.
The milipede replies,"Give me a chance to put my boots on".
Posts
Shut up....
I love you dearly, you know that, don't you?But if we're being chased by zombies, I'm going to trip you.
Much love.
Its nice to know that you love me still XX I'll speak to you later lady.
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?"Get in the car."
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?The baby, because she's a little bigger.
A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
What does a Mexican put under his carpet?Underlay! Underlay!
A man walks into a pet shop and asks the owner,i'm looking for something new and something different what do you have?. The owner replies,I have some snakes and lizards and even spiders.But the guy replies,no sir i realy realy want something very different.So the owner say to the man,come with me into the back room,i have something realy different i would like you to see, so off they trot into the back room and there on the table was a small box,the owner say's i want £2,000 for whats inside it as this is very special. the owner opens the box and there inside lies a tiny milipede.The guy say to the owner,do you think i'm stupid or what?. the owner say's just watch this,hes looks at the milipede and say's to it "hello"?. the milipede replies back,good morning govenor how are you tody.Well the guy was amazed and thought to himself i must have it.the owner say's one more thing to tell you about it,it will also do what ever you ask it to do.So the guy pays and leaves.
later back how the milipede asks the guy,morning sir what can i do for you today?.The guy asks it,can i have a cup of tea please, so it trots into the kitchen and 5 mins later it returns with the tea and also some biscuits.Wow says the man thats great,would you mind going down to the shop and get me my paper.
Yes sir he replies and off he trots into the kitchen." hours later there is still no sign of the milipede and the guy is realy worried thinking that it was two grand gone down the drain,he gets up and walks into the kitchen and there on a chair is the milipede.The guy says where the hell have you been for all this time and where is my paper?.
The milipede replies,"Give me a chance to put my boots on".
lmao I nearly chocked then hahahahahahaha
Nice one emm.
emm go and have a look at the barking dog thread,just put up a new photo