IIdont mind if you dont!!!!!
What is a sentence with the word ‘politics’ in it? My parrot swallowed an alarm clock and now poli-tics.
Police have apprehended two children — the first was eating batteries and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other.
I planted a bay tree in my front garden, can't wait till it grows it's first window....
As I walked through the garden today I tripped and landed in the herb section. Surprisingly, I broke all of my ribs along with some fingers and both wrists. I guess I must have fallen on hard thymes.
Oh, no. Don't know whether to carry on wetting myself or groan really badly. Thanks for starting this one, Diddy.
MsBeehaven, I REALLY think you should get your coat!!
Great to have daft threads like this, everyone needs a LAUGH now and again'
Did you hear that, Diddy, a LAUGH!!!
Only kidding, love 'em.
My eldest has been telling the one about the Irish horsemuck all day!
He did ask for bad jokes
Don't think I;ve seen this one in the threads... it's bad, it's really bad
What's got one wheel and flies? A wheelbarrow full of sh*t.
That's quite a good joke!
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IIdont mind if you dont!!!!!
What is a sentence with the word ‘politics’ in it? My parrot swallowed an alarm clock and now poli-tics.
Police have apprehended two children — the first was eating batteries and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other.
I planted a bay tree in my front garden, can't wait till it grows it's first window....
As I walked through the garden today I tripped and landed in the herb section. Surprisingly, I broke all of my ribs along with some fingers and both wrists. I guess I must have fallen on hard thymes.
Oh, no. Don't know whether to carry on wetting myself or groan really badly.
Thanks for starting this one, Diddy.
MsBeehaven, I REALLY think you should get your coat!!
Great to have daft threads like this, everyone needs a LAUGH now and again'
Did you hear that, Diddy, a LAUGH!!!
Only kidding, love 'em.
My eldest has been telling the one about the Irish horsemuck all day!
He did ask for bad jokes
Don't think I;ve seen this one in the threads... it's bad, it's really bad
What's got one wheel and flies? A wheelbarrow full of sh*t.
That's quite a good joke!