Trying to think of how you'd get any form of nappy on a tree lead me to think of this old joke:
So I also asked AI (well, not AI technically) and it said:
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Technically, you could place a nappy (diaper) on a tree, but it wouldn't serve any practical purpose for the tree itself. Nappies are designed for use with babies and infants to absorb and contain waste. Trees, being living organisms, don't produce waste in the same way humans do.
Putting a nappy on a tree could potentially hinder its natural processes. Trees require water, sunlight, and air to thrive, and covering parts of the tree with a nappy could impede these essential factors. Additionally, the nappy might not be able to stay in place due to the tree's growth and movement in the wind.
If you're concerned about protecting a tree, it's generally best to focus on proper soil management, providing adequate water, and avoiding activities that could damage the tree's bark or roots. If you have specific concerns about a tree, consulting with an arborist or a tree care professional would be a more appropriate course of action.
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So I don't know who suggested that. Totally pointless according to AI - and I also doubt that trees get chilly around their trunks either.... I do like the phrase 'movement in the wind' with regard to nappies though. Six degrees - got AI back to gardening and soil [sic] management.
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A scarf more lovely than a tree.
(Apologies to Joyce Kilmer)
Technically, you could place a nappy (diaper) on a tree, but it wouldn't serve any practical purpose for the tree itself. Nappies are designed for use with babies and infants to absorb and contain waste. Trees, being living organisms, don't produce waste in the same way humans do.
Putting a nappy on a tree could potentially hinder its natural processes. Trees require water, sunlight, and air to thrive, and covering parts of the tree with a nappy could impede these essential factors. Additionally, the nappy might not be able to stay in place due to the tree's growth and movement in the wind.
If you're concerned about protecting a tree, it's generally best to focus on proper soil management, providing adequate water, and avoiding activities that could damage the tree's bark or roots. If you have specific concerns about a tree, consulting with an arborist or a tree care professional would be a more appropriate course of action.
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So I don't know who suggested that. Totally pointless according to AI - and I also doubt that trees get chilly around their trunks either.... I do like the phrase 'movement in the wind' with regard to nappies though. Six degrees - got AI back to gardening and soil [sic] management.
Or, is it to see what rots down first Plastic nappies, or plastic yarn?