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heard this joke yesterday

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  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,016
    Nope @BenCotto

    Homophones ‘round these parts! 

    I lived in Berkshire for years so I was peer pressured into doing it all “properly”. 



    Who defines the 'proper' pronunciation of a word.  Just because it's the way it is said in one part of the country, does that make that version correct and all others wrong?  The old BBC 'Received pronunciation' doesn't sound like anything I heard in 'real life'.
  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    Bury and berry wouldn't be pronounced the same way here.  Bury would have more of an 'i' sound - as in widdle....

    ...which links nicely to the nappies and so called 'joke'. I'm minded of Catherine Tate's Nan character -'worra load of ol' sh*t'....
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    What if one of the nuns was secretly pregnant, would that increase the people count? 

    😂

  • Pete.8Pete.8 Posts: 11,340
    I've always heard walnut pronounced wallnut in this part of the country.
    Was only when speaking to a friend from the North about the tree were were looking at he said it was a wal-nut and of course he's right.

    Then there's fye-nance and fin-ance. I always use the latter.
    Auction - okshun or oarkshun?
    I dare not mention scones - oops

    Complicated innit 😁


    Billericay - Essex

    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    edited June 2023
    Horse spittle or hoss pitul?
    Ahlmonds or awlmonds or ammonds?
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    Ma insisted that it was ‘ospital and ‘otel with silent ‘H’s because they were really French words. To sound the ‘H’ showed a lack of education… apparently … if you were schooled by nuns in Luton anyway 🤣  

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • JennyJJennyJ Posts: 10,576
    edited June 2023
    For me the u in bury is like the u in bun (or nun, to get marginally back on-topic), rhyming with slurry (but not blurry, isn't English grand?). Berry rhymes with merry and Jerry.
    Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Soil type: sandy, well-drained
  • JennyJJennyJ Posts: 10,576
    I remember when my parents first got a television, when I was about 4 years old, and they put on Play School for me. My mother got quite cross because the presenter said baaarth instead of bath with a short a.
    Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Soil type: sandy, well-drained
  • LiriodendronLiriodendron Posts: 8,328
    And to complicate things further, the town Bury is pronounced differently again - it just about rhymes with "furry" if you say "furry" quickly...  I thought English was unique in having such complicated pronunciation, but now I'm trying (and failing) to learn Irish, which is worse, if anything.
    Since 2019 I've lived in east Clare, in the west of Ireland.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    My daughter liked to watch Watch With Mother even though it was in black and , and decades out of date.  She picked up some awfully posh pronunciation. 'Ooh Endy Pendy!'  You should've heard her say 'toast' ! She'd have put the queen to shame!
    In London. Keen but lazy.
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