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heard this joke yesterday

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  • JennyJJennyJ Posts: 10,576
    I didn't get it until I realised it depends on pronunciation. Around here "nun" and "none" don't sound the same.
    Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Soil type: sandy, well-drained
  • LunarSeaLunarSea Posts: 1,923
    Tha dorn't speak reyt in Donny  :D
    Clay soil - Cheshire/Derbyshire border. 

    I play with plants and soil and sometimes it's successful
  • JennyJJennyJ Posts: 10,576
    Tha's funnier than't joke @LunarSea :D
    Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Soil type: sandy, well-drained
  • RoddersUKRoddersUK Posts: 537
    Nun of these bad jokes please!
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    I pronounce none and nun the same. How do you say them @JennyJ?
    Rutland, England
  • war garden 572war garden 572 Posts: 664
    edited June 2023

    JennyJ  it could be worse just look at Japanese  pronunciation of English
    on the you tube channel     Sora The Troll https://www.youtube.com/@sorathetroll

    ps he uses foul language in funny way. 
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXbuEp2mC7Y
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    What if one of the nuns was secretly pregnant, would that increase the people count? And why is the lift important?
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,016
    Jokes don't have to be funny.  They can make you groan because they are bad puns, but they are still jokes.  Not everybody finds the same thing funny anyway.  For example, I absolutely loved "The Life of Brian" but my wife didn't find it funny.  I couldn't stand Tommy Cooper but my wife thought he was hilarious.
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    “ since nine is zero in German.”

    Can you explain, please. I thought nine was neun.

    Indeed I think this whole thread is zooming way over my head because I don’t understand this either
    ”     or why do they sell this disgusting product in diaper aisle in the super
    market.   Winnie the pooh diapers and baby wipes.  ”

    And the YouTube clip was wasted on me as well.
    Rutland, England
  • war garden 572war garden 572 Posts: 664
    edited June 2023
    BenCotto poo is another name for poop. 
    in other words they selling diapers with poo on them before you buy them. 


    wild edges the lift is an enclosed space to count objects
    it just a the setting. 

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