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heard this joke yesterday

war garden 572war garden 572 Posts: 664
edited June 2023 in The potting shed
there are 3 people in a lift but
 you can't count 2 of them.
why?

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  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    I don't get it.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    You have dyscalculia
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • war garden 572war garden 572 Posts: 664
    wrong and I think you mean double vision.

    I will post the answer to tomorrow 
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    No I don't
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • tui34tui34 Posts: 3,493
     The answer better not be racist @war garden 572 or you will be flagged so damn quick !!
    A good hoeing is worth two waterings.

  • war garden 572war garden 572 Posts: 664
    edited June 2023
    the answer is the  other two people were nuns 
    0+0+1=1 
  • war garden 572war garden 572 Posts: 664
    sort of like Germans  can't  count higher then 8
    since nine is zero in German.

    or why do they sell this disgusting product in diaper aisle in the super
    market.   Winnie the pooh diapers and baby wipes. 
  • LunarSeaLunarSea Posts: 1,923
    That's a bit nun-ist!
    Clay soil - Cheshire/Derbyshire border. 

    I play with plants and soil and sometimes it's successful
  • war garden 572war garden 572 Posts: 664
    it is not nun-ist since a nun told me the joke. 
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
    Devon.
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