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The etiquette of pants?

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  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Fire said:
    @wild edges Were you thinking of this type of arrangement?

    I didn't expect a large loaded gun pressed up against the twig and berries :#  The 'tactical boxer shorts' was about my expectation of American fashion sense though (in much larger sizes).

    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    Did anyone see "Night Coppers"? Brighton police did a strip search on a suspected drug dealer and spotted a little bit of blue plastic sticking out of a part of a chap's , erm, front toilet department. 
    The cop described it as " nature's little pocket" . I laughed out loud.
    Devon.
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    edited August 2022
    I didn't expect a large loaded gun pressed up against the twig and berries :# 
    I always thought the idea of sticking a gun into your belt was daft, loaded and dangerous idea.

    Wouldn't have thought there was room in a willy to hide a bag. Just goes to show... something. I live a sheltered life, apparently.

  • steveTusteveTu Posts: 3,219
    Aren't those gunderwear things holding stuff on the outside of the pants ?
    As for sticking anything inside a man's 'bits' - I'm amazed that you can get anything with a bigger girth than a cocktail stick up there and even that would be vastly tooooooo long for it not to stick out anyway. Whole new meaning on having wood.

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  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    "nature's little pocket" is not available to Jewish or Muslim gentlemen .
    Devon.
  • steveTusteveTu Posts: 3,219
    ...right...I thought it was in the tract itself...now i follow...actually I don't..... isn't that pocket already full with something natural?

    UK - South Coast Retirement Campus (East)
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    steveTu said:
    ...right...I thought it was in the tract itself...now i follow...actually I don't..... isn't that pocket already full with something natural?

    maybe more like a hood than a pocket perhaps
    Devon.
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    . As the owner of a set of double Ds, a bra is essential, I also ahem, have problems if it's a bit chilly (you girls know what I mean) 
    I do know what you mean,  as a owner of 32DD’ s.
    Known as Chapel hat pegs in the country. 
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  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    Well, here is a different question - having discussed the etiquette of pants, we have the etiquette of bras and the benefits of a 'really good t-shirt bra'.
  • JennyJJennyJ Posts: 10,576
    I only wear a proper bra when I have to go out looking fairly smart, and even then I tend to go for the smooth-cup t-shirt bras. Lace and trimmings might be pretty but aren't very comfy and tend to show through some clothing. The rest of the time I wear the stretchy crop-top style (I replace the teeny tiny triangle removable cups with a more suitable size) or a light-ish weight sports bra. At 34DD/E it's not very comfortable to go completely without.
    Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Soil type: sandy, well-drained
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