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  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    My wife is refusing to look at the coverage from Chelsea this year. How am I supposed to make jokes about her unkempt beaver garden if she won't engage with the source material  :| 

    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    wild edges said:
    My wife is refusing to look at the coverage from Chelsea this year. How am I supposed to make jokes about her unkempt beaver garden if she won't engage with the source material  :| 

    I think your wife's beaver garden maintenance is down to her.  o:)
    Devon.
  • punkdocpunkdoc Posts: 15,039
    Just remember, despite what some on the forum say, no beavers were hurt in the making of that garden.
    How can you lie there and think of England
    When you don't even know who's in the team

    S.Yorkshire/Derbyshire border
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    punkdoc said:
    Just remember, despite what some on the forum say, no beavers were hurt in the making of that garden.
    neither hurt, nor stuffed .
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4
    Devon.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Hey @punkdoc does this look like that contageous thingy that's going round? It looks like quite a serious case to me 🙊

    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • punkdocpunkdoc Posts: 15,039
    That's definitely a severe case of the pox.
    Isolate him from all other humans, permanently if it suits.
    How can you lie there and think of England
    When you don't even know who's in the team

    S.Yorkshire/Derbyshire border
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Monkey pox on your monkey socks could be a best selling kids' book :#
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    How much Platinum Jubilee merchandise will be going straight to landfill ?
    Devon.
  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,016
    After the last 2 crappy years I really don't care.  Let people simply enjoy themselves over the Jubilee weekend if that's what floats their boat.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    KT53 said:
    After the last 2 crappy years I really don't care.  Let people simply enjoy themselves over the Jubilee weekend if that's what floats their boat.
    and then add millions of tons of plastic to landfill. Great legacy
    Devon.
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