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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Does it make you tecticklish?
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Don't be ridicolous
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I saw one of those in the garden once, looked it up and thought - strange name. It doesn't look a bit like a woodlouse🙄
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • B3 said:

    The weird thing is, I keep finding dessicated woodlice too. 
    It'll be an old skin..woodlice moult.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Bad manners to leave their old skin on my windowsill. I bet they cut their toenails at the dining table too🙄
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I can really  understand  why new gardeners get overwhelmed by what needs to be done in their garden 
    I have only left it to its  own devices  for a fortnight.  It's  a tangled mess of weeds, gone over,  dried up, dead, overgrown plants.  
    I know the theory: take it easy and do a bit at a time but then I see RBWH  foot high  grim  urbanism  already with seed heads. Next door's  Jasmine beesianum strangling the roses. 
    And that's  not the half of it.....
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Nanny BeachNanny Beach Posts: 8,719
    edited June 2022
    You know I have 2mentally ill sons. They don't go anywhere,apart from shopping GP, dentist. No:,2 son bought tickets last year for them both to go to London to see a commedian. Last night he rang really upset,he'd gone to Waterloo, brother not there,he rang/messaged 25 times!! Brother had just changed to "Smarty", messages unanswered,so he got the train home, turned out messages took ONE HUNDRED MINUTES to arrive. He was absolutely gutted. All that money,an enormous amount of guts on his part to go all that way on a train alone. I was trying not to cry feeling so awful for him.spent 2hours on the phone talking him down .He had been so looking forward to it.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    B3 said:
    I can really  understand  why new gardeners get overwhelmed by what needs to be done in their garden 
    I have only left it to its  own devices  for a fortnight.  It's  a tangled mess of weeds, gone over,  dried up, dead, overgrown plants.  
    I know the theory: take it easy and do a bit at a time but then I see RBWH  foot high  grim  urbanism  already with seed heads. Next door's  Jasmine beesianum strangling the roses. 
    And that's  not the half of it.....
    The in-laws came for a visit last week and spent a fun ten minutes bemoaning the state of the front of the house. Trying to explain to them how little free time we have right now seems fairly futile, and they don't seem interested that our priorities don't stretch to removing small patches of moss from the drive when we have two businesses to run and two young kids to look after.
    I had two hours planned this afternoon to garden with the kids. The first half-hour was taken up by toilet trips, cleaning curry powder off the youngest one and bribing the oldest one not to tell his mum that his brother got hold of the curry powder, then cleaning the curry powder off everything else. Then I set them up playing with the marble run I've made from old bottles and waste building materials so I could grab as much time weeding and cutting grass as possible. I'm all for wild edges but the middle is getting wild enough that the long grass is making me lose my marbles, literally speaking. We'll be in no-mow August if I'm not careful but the clover has never looked better and I want to keep it until it's done flowering. I managed almost an hour of weeding before the kids got hungry and I had to take them inside for their dinner. The garden looks the same as when I started. :| 
    Now I've skipped my own dinner and will have to work late to make up for grabbing a bit of time to try and sort out the driveway a bit to placate the in-laws. Not that they're especially welcome to make a return visit for a while...



    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • Lizzie27Lizzie27 Posts: 12,494
    I know the feeling @B3, we've just got home and I've found the bindweed has gone absolutely nuts! No. 1 job for tomorrow I think.
    North East Somerset - Clay soil over limestone
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    I thought visiting in-laws were supposed to earn their keep at that stage … haven’t they read the handbook? 🙄 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





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