What sort of idiot not only kicks the cat across the room whilst filming the action (which indicates premeditation) but also posts the content on social media? Answer - a footballer. Need I say more. Surely he must be prosecuted for his actions. His defence will probably be that it's OK in his culture.
First thing this morning, I checked the weather forecast for the next 2 days. Cloudy both days but nothing suggesting rain. I want to cut the grass again so thought another day to allow it to dry would be a good idea. Just opened the door to go and top up the bird feeders and it's p'ing down. Not happy.
If your life depends on winning a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, then pick a weather forecaster as your opponent. They couldn't predict the toss of a coin with 50% accuracy.
If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
This site used to jump about a bit but now it dives. I try to open a thread and find myself in a thread three items up the page or when I get into a thread it sometimes scrolls to the top of the page at warp speed. I assume it's something to do with the video adverts.
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(coffee is mopped up, keyboard is ok).
Cambridgeshire/Norfolk border.
What sort of idiot not only kicks the cat across the room whilst filming the action (which indicates premeditation) but also posts the content on social media? Answer - a footballer. Need I say more. Surely he must be prosecuted for his actions. His defence will probably be that it's OK in his culture.
When you don't even know who's in the team
S.Yorkshire/Derbyshire border
I assume it's something to do with the video adverts.