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🐗 CURMUDGEONS' CORNER 8 - room for the peeved and cantankerous too🐗

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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I suspect some substitutions are made to add a little humour to a mind numbing job.
    Ive heard pregnancy tests have been substituted for condoms and lemon washing up liquid for fresh lemons😊
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    edited June 2020
    An investigation by CSI Wild Edges has turned up some evidence 🐑


    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    What's that? A thread for forensics or a new rowan disease or sheep?
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    It’s amazing how far a sheep’s neck can stretch when it’s already standing on its hind legs 🐏 🐑 🐑 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Kneck of lamb a good cut😋
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    The initial lab report (or border collie report in this case) suggests the material is ovine in origin.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Was there something on Springwatch about bat detectors? Every online shop seems to have sold out of them suddenly.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Bats .coronavirus. I suspect many of the purchasers want to do more than observe them. They've probably bought matches to set fire to telephone masts too.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    You guys need to switch to Waitrose. We're currently on 95% availability on deliveries / click and collect. 
    it's rarely higher than that due to factors like suppliers changing packaging / supply issues.
    Devon.
  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,016
    B3 said:
    Bats .coronavirus. I suspect many of the purchasers want to do more than observe them. They've probably bought matches to set fire to telephone masts too.

    The clever ones will set fire to the bats and point them at the 5G masts.  (I am joking...... I hope)
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