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  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    "The Office for National Statistics figures cover up to 18 December so do not include deaths from this year when the UK and the rest of Europe experienced a third wave of coronavirus, leading to thousands of Covid-19 deaths. About a third of the UK's Covid deaths have happened since then."

    I'm not getting into comparative figures as I don't think they're very helpful but if you pick and choose when you measure from and how you measure then you can always make things look better in some way. England also seem to lump themselves in with the rest of the UK to help bring down their figures when it suits them.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271

    Zoe P2 said:
    Back at school for just a few days, and my grandchildren are sharing COVID jokes!

    -Two grandmothers were bragging about their wonderful grandchildren. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me!”

    -What’s the best way to avoid touching your face?

    A can of whatyoufancy in each hand!  (???)

    -During homeschooling, I asked mum why she was constantly talking to herself.  She told me because she was having Parent-Teacher conferences.

    I had rather missed playground jokes!  Lots more to come, I have no doubt!


    Helen P3 said:

    I got some myself today!

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t understand social distancing!

    Where do sick boats go to get healthy? The dock!

    What did the sick mum cook for lunch? Mac and sneeze!

    These are rather good and so typical of the kind of joke many teenagers are fond of! (including the author of this post ;)

    I knew more were on their way! :)


    More playground COVID jokes!

    Did you hear the joke about coronavirus? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around!

    So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic!

    I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it!

    Bless my lovely teenagers!
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    edited March 2021
    Sam 37 said:
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    Bless my lovely teenagers!

    Yes, BLESS THEM and their parents...!  After all, they wouldn't be the people they are without them!

    And speaking of "their parents", my younger daughter, who knows I enjoy a certain type of humour, a couple of days ago, urged me to watch DNA Journey on ITV.  She's well acquainted with Alan Carr's humour and felt certain I wouldn't switch the set off.

    I did watch it and laughed out loud for most of the programme!  

    I'm one of those who earnestly believe that humour should be on the NHS!

    (I hope the rest of the episodes will not be a disappointment by comparison.)
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    Danae(dan-Ah-ee) said:
    .........

    Two magnificent medical practitioners.  I won't miss it.

        Neither will I.


    A VISION FOR A BETTER POST-PANDEMIC SOCIETY
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    These doctors who become comedians ,politicians,  gurus or whatever:  do they have to pay anything back to the health service?
     I'm aware that laughter, in some quarters, is believed to be the best medicine but it wouldn't be my first preference.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Artemis3Artemis3 Posts: 751
    edited March 2021
    Helen P3 said:

    ... my younger daughter, who knows I enjoy a certain type of humour, a couple of days ago, urged me to watch DNA Journey on ITV.  She's well acquainted with Alan Carr's humour and felt certain I wouldn't switch the set off.

    I did watch it and laughed out loud for most of the programme!  

    I'm one of those who earnestly believe that humour should be on the NHS!

    (I hope the rest of the episodes will not be a disappointment by comparison.)


    I saw that too.  Brilliant!  Alan Carr is something else.  I laughed so hard, tears were rolling down my face!
  • punkdoc said:
    What are you talking about @SporophyteBoy ?
    Were you drunk when you wrote that?
    If that's the case, it seems that I can string more words together while inebriated than you can sober - presuming that you were when you replied.  :tired_face:
    My post referred to Doc Rachel Clark who was quoted quite a long way back by the time my offering hit the page - try and keep up. 
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152

    A VISION FOR A BETTER POST-PANDEMIC SOCIETY

    Sam 37 said:




  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    Helen P3 said:

    A VISION FOR A BETTER POST-PANDEMIC SOCIETY



    Indeed we can, for "There but for the Grace of God go the rest of us."
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    'Patel Promises ........... '  No idea what. I stopped reading after that.

    In London. Keen but lazy.
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