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Curmudgeon' s Corner. I blame it on the heat.

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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    What,do you call a woman with a pint of beer on each shoulder, one in each hand and one on her head?
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    ...Thirsty?
  • LauraRoslinLauraRoslin Posts: 496
    What's fluffy and blue?

    Blue fluff.  

    My duck joke makes me laugh cos the rhythm of the words make it sound like it should make sense.  It's the joke equivalent of a surrealist painting.
    I wish I was a glow worm
    A glow worm's never glum
    Cos how can you be grumpy
    When the sun shines out your bum!
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    ... it's fair to give a warning that it's a surrealist joke.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    I’m sure the heat’s responsible ... but it’s not very curmudgeonly 🧐

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • LauraRoslinLauraRoslin Posts: 496
    Hmmmm....  ok.   I just found it funnier cos I didn't realise it was a surrealist joke before I heard it.  The surprise was part of the the joke.
    I wish I was a glow worm
    A glow worm's never glum
    Cos how can you be grumpy
    When the sun shines out your bum!
  • JennyJJennyJ Posts: 10,576
    B3 said:
    What,do you call a woman with a pint of beer on each shoulder, one in each hand and one on her head?

    Beatrix

    Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Soil type: sandy, well-drained
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    :D Very good.

    Wrote the book Sheep Grooming: Because Ewe're Worth It?
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530
    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?                   Cliff.
    What do you call a man with fifty rabbits up his bum?                 Warren.
    What do you call a woman in the middle of a tennis court?         Annette.
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    What do you call a deer with no eyes - No idea
    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs - Still no idea.
    Rutland, England
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