Been putting battens and hooks in my new shed. Why are all the screws I've got either too short or too long as well as too fat or too thin. It's just not fair and don't tell me life isn't fair, I know that, my Mum told me
Dire Straits and Chris Rhea have formed a new band (it would now be as old as the joke!) they were going to call themselves Chris Straits but changed their minds
My husband loved that joke, it was one of his repertoire of seven 'good' jokes, now its back in my head
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." Sir Terry Pratchett
Here's a useful grammar tip. These are nouns:. Practice, licence, advice. And these are verbs: practise, license, advise. Practise and license sound the same in both forms, but advice and advise sound different. So if you're not sure whether to put a c or an s, advice/advise gives you the rule for the others.
Is it wrong to be grumpy when you reply to a post asking for help and the person never responds? I try to assume that there's a reason, like they just forgot they posted or even just forgot to reply but it always just seems a bit rude.
If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
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A glow worm's never glum
Cos how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum!
My husband loved that joke, it was one of his repertoire of seven 'good' jokes, now its back in my head