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Curmudgeon' s Corner. I blame it on the heat.

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  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    She probably slipped it into my coffee. :| 
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    Is someone out to get you, WE?
  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904
    My mum tried to poison me with coffee buns while she was here. She baked five dozen and some coffee sponges and made me eat them all!!!! They were iced with coffee icing and some were done with Nute!!a. It was awful! 
  • Hampshire HogHampshire Hog Posts: 330
    Probably breathed in to much hydrogen chloride from the clay. :/  
    "A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in."
  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904
    I like the smell of HCl.
    Weirdo!
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Maybe I need to get an oven thermometer. Or a better mum... :#
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904
    The best mum you can have is your own.  :) 
    She's the only one (unless you're very lucky and have a dad like mine) who would die for you.
  • Ruby12Ruby12 Posts: 2,193
    You are blessed PP .
     Occasional flights into reality. B) 
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Do you think,perhaps, all of that caffeine might have been a contributory factor? 
    Is there such a thing as a chamomile cake?

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    " The best mum you can have is your own."

    *Hollow laugh*
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