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Outrageous behaviour. What the hell's going on?

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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Killing worms in lawns is another good one
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    Paul, I thought hoeing was the answer to all ills, especially if the hoe is from France and belonged to your grandfather. Or my grandfather. I'm not sure which. You grease the hoe and the cats slide off.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    A bottle of rum helps but you need two hoes that belong to you.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • The Bald GardenerThe Bald Gardener Posts: 212
    So a couple of rummy hoes well greased up will scare the cats off his brasicas? 
  • FlinsterFlinster Posts: 883
    B3 it’s a good point! Hoeing arsey cats and greasing with rum? Why, it’s medieval!
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    It's sounds like everyone's been on the gin.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Yup. I had a cocktail, I'm pretty sure there was gin in it too.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • FlinsterFlinster Posts: 883
    Ahem, I might have had some wine! 😁
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Pansy, I'm losing the plot here.
    Are they three drunken maidens who pushed the jug about?
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530
    Fire said:
    Peanut butter and jam sandwiches. Discuss.
     Nothing wrong there.  Nor with the tahini and marmalade sandwich I have for breakfast most days.
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