TBG, got a round of golf booked with him when he comes over? At least you wont have to worry about the wind blowing your hair as you go along the links
‘Let’s be clear..’ Those 3 words make me want to punch every freakin politician who says it. It’s like listening to robots! I swear to the gods it’s becoming ridiculous!
I think I've got an infestation of cats in my brassica bed. There's lots of little holes in the leaves and some of the plants simply won't recover. I've tried waving a table tennis bat covered in grease over them in the hope that the cats will jump up with surprise and get stuck to the bat, but as none of them did I now just try and hit the cats over the head with the table tennis bat. I've resorted to regularly hoeing and spraying with water, but was wondering how long it would be until all the cats had gone.
I may have substituted the word cat for flea beetle as I got no responses when I asked about the latter.
“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.” Winston Churchill
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At least you wont have to worry about the wind blowing your hair as you go along the links
Tbf, it probably aint even good enough for that!
No wonder you're arsed!