Adam is to blame for the weeds. After they ate the forbidden fruit, God told Eve her punishment would be pain in childbearing and Adam, that he would have to earn his food by the sweat of his brow, and the earth would yield all the wrong plants. There now - if quoting scripture doesn't start a scrap, nothing will.
While you're all living in your cosy gardenesque dreamworlds there are actual crimes taking place in the real world. I can't believe that no-one has mentioned the proposal to re-brand Salad Cream as Sandwich Cream on this website. Seriously, what's the point of me growing lettuce any more?
Of course if people have mentioned it I'll just politely go to the BBC Have Your Say section and vent my fury there. I'm still not over the Weather Map make-over, and can't even look at Carol Kirkwood without angrily muttering under my breath that I haven't forgiven her for stabbing the Met Office in the back. It's no coincidence the weather's been very odd since.
Anyway, does anyone know how to keep cats out of my garden?
“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.” Winston Churchill
Sandwich Cream?? Sandwich Cream?? What TF (sorry), THAT right there is the world gone mad!... Cats huh? Put up a ‘trespassers will be prosecuted’ sign as apparently they are quite clever...
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