Brexit hero or woman scorned. What will the tabloids go for? A difficult choice. But then there's the man above the law but beneath contempt Tomorrow's headlines will be interesting.
Two men go to the pub🍻 After closing time, they go home to continue drinking.
One man says to the other: "What's that brass thing on the wall?" "That's my speaking clock" "There's no such thing" "Watch this"
He gets a club hammer and whacks the brass thing. A voice is heard from the other side of the wall "Stop that @*#£\+! banging. It's a quarter to three!"
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But then there's the man above the law but beneath contempt
Tomorrow's headlines will be interesting.
After closing time, they go home to continue drinking.
One man says to the other: "What's that brass thing on the wall?"
"That's my speaking clock"
"There's no such thing"
"Watch this"
He gets a club hammer and whacks the brass thing.
A voice is heard from the other side of the wall
"Stop that @*#£\+! banging. It's a quarter to three!"