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🐧🐧CURMUDGEONS' CORNER XXI🐧🐧

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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Mamorated stinkbug: a euphonious insult. I called my husband one today. Most satisfying.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    If toilet rolls get any smaller, they'll be bandages😡
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • steveTusteveTu Posts: 3,219
    If bums get any any bigger, the bandages won't cover them....
    UK - South Coast Retirement Campus (East)
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    True
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,016
    steveTu said:
    If bums get any any bigger, the bandages won't cover them....

    Talking of which, have you seen the 'plus size' American influencer who is demanding that seats and aisles on aircraft are made wider to accommodate people of her stature.  She has now also demanded that hotel corridors are made wider for the same reason.  I have this vision of two people in inflatable sumo costumes bouncing off each other and rolling down hotel corridors.
  • steveTusteveTu Posts: 3,219
    A quick game then of 'who's trous'....'

    UK - South Coast Retirement Campus (East)
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    is that the Brighton Pavilion? If so, maybe George 3rd?
    Devon.
  • steveTusteveTu Posts: 3,219
    Well spotted young man - but you're a king out methinks. GIII was the mad one in Blackadder, and GIV was the Beau Brummel (he made plastic aeroplane paint) of his time. But Blackadder was a fiction, so GIV didn't really exist anyway - he was just a device in a sitcom - a mere figment of someone's imagination.
    Bit of a big lad in his old age though eh?

    And apologies to all for the appalling grammar.....

    UK - South Coast Retirement Campus (East)
  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,016
    If we knew if that was the front or back of the trousers it might cut down the candidates. :D
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    George 1V trousers but in his younger days,  I don’t think they would fit him at the end,  he got huge.   I think the escape hatch was worn at the back.  Not absolutely sure though. 
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

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