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  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904
    How come when Mellors has to resort to a bandana to keep the sweat out of his eyes he looks all cute but when I do it I look like Willie Nelson?
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    With the hot weather and everyone having their windows open the neighbours' Dobermann is barking non-stop at every little sound. No one seems to be trying to shut it up except for their parrot and even the novelty of "Bark bark bark" "Squawk. Shut up Roxie!" has long worn off.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    @plant pauper  I love Willie Nelson! 
    Did you get my message about the hydrangeas? 
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Lyn said:
    @plant pauper  I love Willie
    Apparently @plant pauper was very fond of Dick when she was younger.

    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • Allotment BoyAllotment Boy Posts: 6,774
    Hot day even Hotter than yesterday,  all windows open   some idiots have had  a fire in the garden,  not a barbecue or anything essential just a stinking bonfire, everything shut again.  Now we swelter. 🥵
    AB Still learning

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904
    Richard!
  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904
    I'll go now @Lyn. I didn't notice. 😳
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    plant pauper said:
    Richard!
    He seems to like Dick more than you.

    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904
    His mummy and his sisters all call him Richard. Actually we all called him Strawberry! 🤣
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    This is all getting a bit personal for an open forum 
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

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