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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    You're a pair of bustards then? I think maybe you're a little harsh on yourselves😉
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    Can't beat a stuffed bustard @pansyface - unless it's two...
    I might consider something for my back gate now, to represent 'the neighbour' across from me. Bustards doesn't even begin to approach them though.
    There's a house I often walk past which has those lions. Ok, fair enough if that's your thing, but they've painted them bright yellow. No idea why.
    For weird, in your face effect, I don't think it beats the one with the yellow vertical blinds and all the plastic tat in the garden though.
    There's quite a lot of houses around here with those big gates. Big houses though, so they generally look ok. There's one house which has a very impressive pair of dogs of some kind @wild edges- your kids would like them- they look like Dobermans or summat. It's a beautiful sandstone house. One of my neighbours has two little girls, and last year he was off for a walk with the younger one, at the same time as me. Did she want to see the lambs or the calves up at the farm? No. The rusted car among all the other junk, was her desire. Kids eh? :D
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,016
    pansyface said:
    If I had gate posts I’d like to surmount them with a pair of stuffed bustards.

    Do you mean two politicians?  Sorry, I misread what you wanted to stuff. :D
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    What about a very long  trough, with pigs with familiar faces. They could be climbing over each other to get at it - as pigs do
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • ObelixxObelixx Posts: 30,090
    We have stone pillar gateposts either side of the front gates which are always closed to keep the dogs in.   Nothing on the gateposts tho as that's where the pussies like to sit and watch the world not going by and, in Minstrel's case, hoping to spot a lizard.

    Chappy next door has recently built two breeze block gateposts with a plinth on top.  Still waiting to see what kind of gates he'll install and what will be on the plinths.
    Vendée - 20kms from Atlantic coast.
    "The price good men (and women) pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men (and women)."
    Plato
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    pansyface said:
    No the entrance gates to the House of Commons should be surmounted by rows and rows of stuffed cuckoos.
    or pigs with their snouts in troughs
    Devon.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    Due to covid absences, The Home have had to employ agency staff. 
    One such "carer" didn't know how to complete a LFT ! What has she been doing for the last 2 years?
    Devon.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I already suggested that @Hostafan1. Keep up!
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    My neighbour baked me a cake for cutting down her trees for her. Coffee and cake for breakfast on a sunny Sunday morning :) 
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
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