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  • Lizzie27Lizzie27 Posts: 12,494
    One of the waitresses in the restaurant we went to last Saturday had what I thought was a very tight fitting black polo neck top on until I got closer and realized her neck was completely covered with a dark tattoo. I found it repelling and such a shame as she was otherwise an attractive young lady. Do these youngsters ever realize that their tattoos are going to look like when they're much older?
    North East Somerset - Clay soil over limestone
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    I think folk with face tattoos need therapy
    Devon.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Good news for peat lovers. The government has given the compost industry an extra 7 years to do nothing about replacing it. See you back here in 2030 for the next extension announcement...
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • Good news for peat lovers. The government has given the compost industry an extra 7 years to do nothing about replacing it. See you back here in 2030 for the next extension announcement...
    and there was me thinking they were supposed to be pro-planet!!
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    edited March 2023
    Good news for peat lovers. The government has given the compost industry an extra 7 years to do nothing about replacing it. See you back here in 2030 for the next extension announcement...
    and there was me thinking they were supposed to be pro-planet!!
    this lot are NOT pro planet.  They approved a new coal mine in Cumbria.
    They're the worst government we've had in decades.

    To be fair, if the industry gave us a peat free product which was of a consistent quality ,at a sensible price, I'm sure more folk would happily swap, but what's on offer is just crap.
    Devon.
  • Jenny_AsterJenny_Aster Posts: 945
    pansyface said:
    When we’ve mucked this one one up we’re all off to Mars, didn’t you know?
    We've already wrecked that planet before Earth.
    Trying to be the person my dog thinks I am! 

    Cambridgeshire/Norfolk border.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Greenest government ever. It was a campaign promise. They wouldn't lie to us.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    Greenest government ever. It was a campaign promise. They wouldn't lie to us.
    That's why they don't force electricity company to give a FAIR feed in tariff for surplus energy provided by solar panels.
    they don't give a toss. They're tories, they never do
    Devon.
  • rowlandscastle444rowlandscastle444 Posts: 2,612
    edited March 2023
    pansyface said:
    When we’ve mucked this one one up we’re all off to Mars, didn’t you know?
    Didn't know that they had peat on Mars!! o:)

    Anyhow, how will we all be transported to Mars? Think of the spiralling pollution with all those rockets!!
    Can we send Boris there first? He can help build a happy place for us all, be in charge (isn't that what he wants), and the rest of us can live more peacefully.
    Even send Trump, Putin and a few others along.
  • Allotment BoyAllotment Boy Posts: 6,774
    @rowlandscastle444, sounds like the golgafrenchan B ship from hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy,  put all the rotten useless ones on board and send them off.
    AB Still learning

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