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  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
     :D 
    Devon.
  • WonkyWombleWonkyWomble Posts: 4,541
    I was gonna say @Dovefromabove @Hostafan1......I reckon he'd come running all the same!! 😉😘
  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,016
    But I bet they don’t call you in for supper by shouting ‘Bender!’ down the street 🤣 

    I used to work with a gay guy who named his new cat Mr Wopples.  He said he couldn't understand the strange looks from neighbours when he stood on the doorstep shouting "Mr Wopples, get in here, now!"  🤣 :D
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    edited January 2023
    My elderly and very prim neighbour used to live next door to a gay chap who’d often invite his friends round where they sunbathed in the garden. “Ooh,” she sighed as she looked over the fence, “what a waste of good meat.”

    On another occasion she told us of taking another neighbour to hospital for a colonoscopy. “The poor chap,” she said. “On the way home he didn’t know whether to shit, cough, fart or blow his nose.”
    Rutland, England
  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,016
    3 mass shootings in California in 8 days.  They have banned many petrol/diesel vehicles already due to the pollution and health risks, and will have electric cars only in the next few years. Yet they can't ban or control firearms!
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    KT53 said:
    3 mass shootings in California in 8 days.  They have banned many petrol/diesel vehicles already due to the pollution and health risks, and will have electric cars only in the next few years. Yet they can't ban or control firearms!
    unfortunately, they can't ban stupidity either
    Devon.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    They have a constitutional right to get shot
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    B3 said:
    They have a constitutional right to get shot
    even by 6 year olds in primary school it seems
    Devon.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    KT53 said:
    3 mass shootings in California in 8 days.  They have banned many petrol/diesel vehicles already due to the pollution and health risks, and will have electric cars only in the next few years. Yet they can't ban or control firearms!
    Wyoming Republicans are trying to ban electric car sales to protect the oil industry. It's a tale of two Americas sadly.

    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
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