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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I'm still getting my head around the idea of an electric toothbrush.
    An electric toilet now that's really weird😲
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Nanny BeachNanny Beach Posts: 8,719
    Raisingirl,my old man does that. We have "soft closures" but they don't work from "wide open" he never closes a drawer, cupboard door, the airing cupboard door when he's been in there,doors when he comes in and out.
  • HeliosHelios Posts: 232
    No, no @B3, you’ve got it all wrong. I don’t think it scrubs you clean like an electric toothbrush does your teeth. Or maybe pansyface can correct me on that…?😳
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    Helios said:
    No, no @B3, you’ve got it all wrong. I don’t think it scrubs you clean like an electric toothbrush does your teeth. Or maybe pansyface can correct me on that…?😳
    Perhaps it should … you could  patent the idea @Helios … you might make your fortune 💰 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Lawksamercy! 
    Can you connect it to your smartphone for a live data stream? Do they have a dock leaf setting? 
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • HeliosHelios Posts: 232
    B3 said:
    Lawksamercy! 
    Can you connect it to your smartphone for a live data stream? Do they have a dock leaf setting? 
    If it can connect to your smartphone it could also then tell you if you weren’t drinking enough fluid, a more advanced setting could sternly sound an alarm if the alcohol intake was too much….by Jove, I think we’ve hit on something here…
  • UffUff Posts: 3,199
    pansyface said:
    No, ours at least doesn’t give you a good brushing down.

    But it does have a “massage” setting (weird) where the water squooshes out and kind of pulsates.

    The “turbo” setting is a fine thin stream of water which is jetted out under quite high pressure. Painful almost. Definitely not one to linger over.
    Ye gods and little fishes! Massage, pulsating, turbo! Did you buy it from Ann Summers pansy face?  :o
    SW SCOTLAND but born in Derbyshire
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    The loo in our flat in Goa had a  triggered shower hose next to it. Mercifully " cold " water was lovely and warm
    Devon.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    pansyface said:
    Ha ha, a Swedish friend of mine in London married an Pakistani chap and he wanted something similar installed in their downstairs loo.

    The first time I needed to use it I found that cold water in London in winter is pretty damn cold. 🥶
    exactly
    Devon.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    edited December 2021
    On the eco/ water conservation/  global warming thing , how does an electric toilet rate?
    In London. Keen but lazy.
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