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  • AuntyRachAuntyRach Posts: 5,291
    Good thread here - although should come with one of those warnings they put out before hospital, or murder, documentaries! 

    I love my garden and it means the world to me BUT the previous owners must have gone round and planted most of all the ones you’ve mentioned! I have learned to embrace the Spanish bluebells, Celendines, Lady’s Mantle, Crocosmia etc. If I pulled all these out - I would have to give up work to do so, and then wouldn’t be able to afford replacements. 

    My latest pearl is beware putting your hand into a glove which has been left outside... there might be a bee inside 🐝😡! 

    I would also add add to the list - don’t spend ages making a new or raised bed and leave it bare or the neighbourhood cats will just see a sign saying “luxury bathroom here”.





    My garden and I live in South Wales. 
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Don't assume everything that pops up unexpectedly at this time of year is Spanish bluebell. I've a horrible suspicion that I've pulled out my chinodoxia.
    On a similar subject,, if someone gives you a present of mixed allium bulbs. NEVER  EVER plant the tiny ones
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • WatsoniaWatsonia Posts: 134
    @AuntyRach that’s precisely what happened to me this weekend. Prepared my raised beds, dug in some compost but wanted to wait a bit with planting as it’s still below freezing at night. The entire local cat population must have read it as an invitation.

    Don’t try to tidy your pond whilst wearing old wellies. They filled up with very cold water in no time through all the little tears that have developed.
  • Don't divide grass or anything grass-like until mid to late spring at the earliest.
    In fact I find spring the best time generally to split most things. 
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    edited March 2021
    Watsonia said:
     Prepared my raised beds, dug in some compost. The entire local cat population must have read it as an invitation.
    I can assure you it's not so. The entire cat population is at my house, crapping in my raised beds and looking for the quilted, gilded toilet paper.
  • gjautosgjautos Posts: 429
    Dont visit your local GC with your national garden voucher and take your credit card with you 😒
  • Allotment BoyAllotment Boy Posts: 6,774
    Don't copy @hostafan1 and bash your finger with a club hammer.  Even though the hammer isn't so heavy as his & does much less damage it still hurts like hell. 
    AB Still learning

  • My partner fitted a water butt last year and left the tap on open, we couldn't work out in what way he had messed it up  :D
  • ObelixxObelixx Posts: 30,090
    Don't let your OH fit any water butt unsupervised because you've assumed he's going to use his brain!

    They'll fit the tap to the higher outlet hole which means a good 1/4 of the water is unobtainable.  They won't raise the butts above ground level so you can get a watering can below the outlet and they won't use the kit that allows you to take water from a downpipe thru a small hole, thus allowing all sorts of algae and mosquito larvae to take up residence which is good for neither seedlings nor humans.

    Do count to ten before explaining all these problems and requiring they be fixed - and explaining how!
    Vendée - 20kms from Atlantic coast.
    "The price good men (and women) pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men (and women)."
    Plato
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