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Curmudgeons' Corner 3. I blame it on the scapegoat🐐

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  • ObelixxObelixx Posts: 30,090
    The birds take every single one of our figs, just before they start to ripen enough for hooman consumption.  Never see them do it but they get every one of them.
    Vendée - 20kms from Atlantic coast.
    "The price good men (and women) pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men (and women)."
    Plato
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    why do colgate make so many different toothpastes and not just one which does whitening, enamel, gums and all the other tosh they talk about.
    Isn't that what " Total" means?
    Devon.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    That's to go with the hundreds of different toothbrush designs.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • If you produce nine types of toothpaste and your rival only produces one, a customer will pick one of yours 90% of the time, according to the theory, even if they are essentially the same. The same thinking applies to shampoo. 
  • ObelixxObelixx Posts: 30,090
    That's easy.  Electric toothbrush so limited range of heads.   Same problem with Sensodyne toothpaste tho so I just buy whichever is cheapest the week I need to buy some.   Still got my teeth. 
    Vendée - 20kms from Atlantic coast.
    "The price good men (and women) pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men (and women)."
    Plato
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530
    Every time I go to the dentist I get a stern lecture about "gum disease".  But they never tell me what disease it is.  Well, sometimes they call it "gingivitis", a word derived from the Greek or Latin words for "gums" and "inflammation", so not really a diagnosis, merely a description.  If I go to my GP complaining of pain and weakness in my legs, she doesn't wag her head sagely and say, "Aah, you've got a nasty case of leg disease."

    On the subject of multiple products for the same purpose, I knew someone who ran out of shampoo and sent her young son to the nearby chemist's shop to get some.  "Is it for dry hair or greasy hair?" he was asked.  He thought a moment and said, "It's for dirty hair."
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I challenge you to play pushchair snap. Nobody will win because you never see two the same.

    The best one I had folded up smaller than a golf umbrella. Great for a tired toddler. Unfortunately, you couldn't charge hundreds of  pounds for it.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,016
    B3 said:
    I challenge you to play pushchair snap. Nobody will win because you never see two the same.

    The best one I had folded up smaller than a golf umbrella. Great for a tired toddler. Unfortunately, you couldn't charge hundreds of  pounds for it.
    That's the reason so many families have SUV's now - to get the oversize pushchairs in!
  • NollieNollie Posts: 7,529
    Going to the dentist for a check up is a weird concept. Most of us don’t go to the doctor, physiotherapist, podiatrist etc., just for a ‘check up’. Orthodontically obsessed people and I don’t get on.

    In more than 50 years, I have been to the dentist precisely three times. Once, forced to go by my mum, had a (probably unnecessary) filling. Once for a filling when I chipped a tooth (the filling fell out) and once in another more serious chipped tooth scenario where they quoted over a grand for a crown. I said it didn't hurt, so no thanks. That was nearly ten years ago. I still have all my own teeth including the chipped one. A bit wonky in that charming English way, but perfectly functional. 
    Mountainous Northern Catalunya, Spain. Hot summers, cold winters.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    My brother’s dentist spotted a small tumour ... twenty plus years on and brother is still hale and hearty. An acquaintance with a similar tumour was undiagnosed as he hated going to the dentist ... first he lost his tongue, then his vocal chords, then his nose and the left side of his face ... then he took his life ... 

    I go for my checkup every six months ... come hell or high water ... it does no harm after all ... and might do a great deal of good. 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





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