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Grammar, speling and punkchooation pedants

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  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    There's a maypole dancer.
    Theresa May, pole dancer.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530
    What is this thing called Love?
    What is this thing called, Love?

    I dedicate this book to my parents, God, and Margaret Thatcher.
    I dedicate this book to my parents, God and Margaret Thatcher.
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    edited June 2019
    See, punctuation is important! Indeed a legal argument over the Oxford comma cost the Oakhurst Dairy Company in Maine $5 million.

    Something that puzzles me, were the Manic Street Preachers a) Street preachers who were manic or b) Preachers from Manic Street?
    Rutland, England
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    A play on words, P. The name came from a man shouting at them ""What are you, boyo, some kind of manic street preacher?".
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    Thanks Fire. I thought as much though most people incorrectly put the stress on Manic rather than Street.

    I heard a broadcaster on the BBC once put the stress on the second word rather than the first when saying animal lover. Boy, that changed the meaning! I also notice on TV an obsession with stressing you or your even when there is no need. Similarly the word ‘and’  is usually over emphasised before the last item in a list making it sound like the final thing is bizarre but true.

    Another trait I have witnessed is an unnecessarily exaggerated pause after the first three or four words when a character speaks in TV dramas. Once you notice these things they start to niggle.
    Rutland, England
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Don't you wish you could speed some speakers up like you could on the old record players 33 -78? Some people stop after every phrase to give you time to absorb every nuance of their very interesting story. It drives me 😵
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    Yep! Inside my head there is a voice desperate to get out shouting ‘get to the punchline’.
    Rutland, England
  • ObelixxObelixx Posts: 30,090
    BIL can spend 30 minutes describing an over of cricket he played 40 or 50 years ago and can be very slow and deliberate when talking about other stuff.  To my horror, OH has recently started talking very slowly with lots of pauses.  Can't decide if he's posing, emulating, pausing cos he's lost his thread or just thinks he's fascinating.   Will have to have words.
    Vendée - 20kms from Atlantic coast.
    "The price good men (and women) pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men (and women)."
    Plato
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    It might be that gardening tunes-up the brain. Ive found everyone here to be quick on the uptake😉
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    You don’t hear the word aggro so much these days but, based on a misunderstanding of the words aggravation and irritation, telling someone their aggro causes me irro would only inflame the situation.
    Rutland, England
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