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  • They won't be upset about such little matters.  After all, the price of jam will go down!  ;)
  • Zoe P2Zoe P2 Posts: 848
    Prices are already on the upward march.  I did my main shopping today and was most unpleasantly surprised when I saw the final bill.  
    I suspect the filthy rich funders and promoters of leave, don't much care about increases in food prices or shortages.  They probably have acres of allotments too!



    I have a dream that my.. children.. one day.. will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

      Martin Luther King

  • Artemis3Artemis3 Posts: 751

    Jeremy has one too!


  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    Fine manners will always get you what you want!
    As for the future, some don't know what that is.  The past is what matters to them.  :s


  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    What an exciting day!  So much to look forward to!!  So cheerful, cheerful, cheerful....

    No-deal Brexit: What could day one look like? From transport chaos to medical meltdown

    It’s Saturday 30 March 2019 and Britain has gone over the cliff edge.

    At 11pm the night before the UK left the EU with no deal agreed. There is no financial liabilities settlement. There is no agreement on EU citizens’ rights or security cooperation. Britain is totally outside the customs union. There’s no single market “transition”.

    Nor is there any route to a free trade deal. All Britain has to govern its trade with the EU now is the bare rules of the World Trade Organisation (WTO).

    Theresa May announces her resignation and the Conservative Party begins its leadership election process.

    Nigel Farage is delighted at the last-minute collapse of the Brexit negotiations and declares outside parliament, as the dawn breaks, that Britain is now truly an independent nation once again.

    Jacob Rees-Mogg, now the clear favourite for the Tory leadership having lead the successful campaign to thwart May’s proposed “vassalage” deal, informs BBC Radio 4’s Today programme that although what he describes as a “clean Brexit” will likely entail some “bumpiness” any disruption will be short-lived and ultimately well worth it.

    Travellers are the first to feel the bump. UK airports are in chaos, as all flights to mainland Europe have been cancelled since late on Friday.

    The WTO rules do not cover aviation. And no aircraft is permitted to fly between the UK and EU airports until a new bilateral agreement on flights is reached.

    Weekend motorists in Kent are also suffering, as the roads leading to the ports of Dover and Folkestone soon become gridlocked with stationary lorries.

    Each UK export consignment to Europe now has to be checked by customs staff in Calais, with tariffs and VAT collected.

    The French port’s infrastructure is rapidly overwhelmed and ferry companies are instructed not to disgorge any more lorries until they can hire and train more officers.

    The only option for hauliers bound for the EU is to queue and wait.

    Hardliners in Germany, France and the Netherlands insist on no cooperation with the perfidious Brits whatsoever until they agree to honour their £39bn of EU liabilities

    Traffic going the other way also locks up, as the UK’s small band of customs staff also soon become swamped, despite instructions for them to check only one incoming consignment from the EU in five.

    By the end of the day, gaps are already starting to appear on UK supermarket shelves as shoppers, hearing about the customs crisis, stockpile goods, anticipating that deliveries from Europe will fail to arrive.

    Some petrol stations are running low on fuel as tankers have difficulty getting through. Expecting a rush of panic buying, some profiteering operators jack up fuel prices on Sunday to as much as £1.50 a litre.

    When the stock markets open on Monday, traders’ screens are drenched in red as UK stocks and investment funds get brutally marked down. Many find they cannot process orders on behalf of European clients due to the sudden demise of the single market passport for financial services.

    Bank executives implement their contingency plans, informing thousands of employees that they will either be sacked or relocated to Frankfurt.

    Lawyers are commissioned across the Square Mile for a gargantuan battle over trillions of pounds of derivative contracts whose legal status is now suddenly in doubt.

    Despite an emergency rate cut and unprecedentedly large financial market liquidity injection from the Bank of England, panic takes hold in the City.

    The pound is sinking at its most rapid rate since the night of that Leave vote in the Brexit referendum. One airport bureau de change offers to buy pounds for only a single dollar.

    Car plant workers in the midlands and the north east arrive for work only to be told that half of them should go home. The parts they need to work with have not been delivered. They are stuck in transit and the “just in time” delivery system has broken down. The shockwaves ripple out to their thousands of supplier firms. Airbus announces it is closing down its entire plant in Wales, throwing 10,000 out of work at a stroke.

    Despite months of stockpiling, many NHS drug deliveries are also held up. Non-urgent operations are cancelled indefinitely. All but the most sick are urged not to present themselves for treatment. One panicking manager of an overstretched hospital turns away a Spanish woman because, he says, as an EU citizen, her right to healthcare in the UK is now unclear. Others follow the precedent. The Madrid government declares that, in retaliation, retired Britons on the Costa del Sol will also be ineligible for Spanish healthcare.

    Civil servants frantically hammer the phones, trying to get through to their European counterparts, pleading for the ports and airports to be opened, for emergency supplies to be fast-tracked, for some kind of temporary political agreement on the rights of EU citizens and Britons on the continent.

    But the Europeans are divided. Hardliners in GermanyFrance and the Netherlands insist on no cooperation with the perfidious Brits whatsoever until they agree to honour their £39bn of EU liabilities. They are also consumed with the question of how to deal with Ireland, which has refused to close its border with the north for fear of provoking a Republican terror attack, leaving a gaping hole in the EU’s customs union.

    As UK public anger and fear swells, Brexiteers give defensive media interviews. Some blame the chaos on the government’s failure to plan adequately.

    Others blame the EU for deliberately sabotaging the UK economy and demand retaliation. Others call for martial law. Not one utters the words “project fear”.

  • Papi JoPapi Jo Posts: 4,254
    edited March 2019

    Yeah, there even are mouth-watering recipes for Roasted Rabbit with Potatoes on the Web. Or, for a change, you could have Roast muntjac with red wine, rosemary and redcurrant etc. :p

  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    I, too, remain cheerful, cheerful, cheerful... One only has to avail oneself of the opportunities ....





  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    Is there a cure for insanity?  Are we incapable of putting the needs of the country before our prejudices or/and selfish, greedy wishes?


  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    It's the loss of humanity and common sense, I think.  Greed makes you lose your humanity; hatred makes you lose both.  Both of them all to evident since Brexit raised its ugly head.
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    Fox hunting....should it be banned?

    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

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