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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Two men go to the pub🍻
    After closing time, they go home to continue drinking.

    One man says to the other: "What's that brass thing on the wall?"
     "That's my speaking clock"
     "There's no such thing"
     "Watch this"

    He gets a club hammer and whacks the brass thing.
    A voice is heard from the other side of the wall
    "Stop that @*#£\+! banging. It's a quarter to three!"
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152



    Rather fitting?
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I noticed Johnson was wearing his tidy hairdo at the pulpit yesterday.

    Things must be really serious😕

    When the cheeky chappy hairdo returns, we'll know he thinks he's got a everything under control again.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Re Brexiteers, apparently Arron Banks and Nigel Farage were advising the Advance NZ party in the recent New Zealand elections.....well that didn’t go well. They’re more savvy down under!
  • PhaidraPhaidra Posts: 582
    Just heard the current pm on the radio telling us all, in authoritative tones, he gives all families enough money to feed themselves throughout the year, including the holidays.

    That's from a person who finds his own salary "not enough".
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    No doubt,  
                                           
     conferred and decided poor families and their offspring are utterly expendable, Phaidra.  The rich, however, are worth all the money they ask for:

    How dare they call this Dido disaster "the NHS app." 

    Nothing to do with the NHS.

  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271





                                     
    Is apparent
    lack of empathy
     a symptom
    of the condition??                                                            

     
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    Helen P3 said:
      
                                           
     

    ... this Dido disaster 



    A very fitting alliteration.
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152


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