Two men go to the pub🍻 After closing time, they go home to continue drinking.
One man says to the other: "What's that brass thing on the wall?" "That's my speaking clock" "There's no such thing" "Watch this"
He gets a club hammer and whacks the brass thing. A voice is heard from the other side of the wall "Stop that @*#£\+! banging. It's a quarter to three!"
Re Brexiteers, apparently Arron Banks and Nigel Farage were advising the Advance NZ party in the recent New Zealand elections.....well that didn’t go well. They’re more savvy down under!
Just heard the current pm on the radio telling us all, in authoritative tones, he gives all families enough money to feed themselves throughout the year, including the holidays.
That's from a person who finds his own salary "not enough".
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After closing time, they go home to continue drinking.
One man says to the other: "What's that brass thing on the wall?"
"That's my speaking clock"
"There's no such thing"
"Watch this"
He gets a club hammer and whacks the brass thing.
A voice is heard from the other side of the wall
"Stop that @*#£\+! banging. It's a quarter to three!"
Was this the pub?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/coronavirus-merseyside-pub-three-bellends-boris-johnson-local-lockdown-b1041343.html
Things must be really serious😕
When the cheeky chappy hairdo returns, we'll know he thinks he's got a everything under control again.
That's from a person who finds his own salary "not enough".
conferred and decided poor families and their offspring are utterly expendable, Phaidra. The rich, however, are worth all the money they ask for:
How dare they call this Dido disaster "the NHS app."
Nothing to do with the NHS.
lack of empathy
a symptom
of the condition??