Sorry if this is too great a digression, but have you heard about the eccentric millionaire who bequeathed his collection of modern art to his terrier? Those paintings really are the dog's Pollocks.
In my childhood home, dead piscine pets went down the toilet. We called it burial at sea. Though, on reflection, they were probably consumed by rats long before reaching the bounding main.
I suggest the OP invests in a trowel and takes a walk to the park under cover of darkness.
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Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
On a serious note
How to Get Over a Fish's Death
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-a-Fish's-DeathIn my childhood home, dead piscine pets went down the toilet. We called it burial at sea. Though, on reflection, they were probably consumed by rats long before reaching the bounding main.
I suggest the OP invests in a trowel and takes a walk to the park under cover of darkness.