Well is it so hard to cut it into an even number of pieces and minimise the size of the crusts at the ends? So often there's 9 slices and one massive end piece. That kind of behaviour can result in divorces all over the country.
Luckily I have a fine crop of garlic this year so our marriage will be preserved for a little bit longer once we start making our own. Another reason why gardeners are happier people I expect.
If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
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