Purplerain.. that gave me a giggle fit.. I can imagine this tiny woodlouse flying through the air at him like the rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.. going for a jugular.
My ex husband burned down our tent on the Isle of Wight trying to kill a woodlouse with his shoe. He used the lantern to see it and the beastie fell on him. He went into a frenzy and dropped the lamp.
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A bit like that Purplerain? He must have felt like he was trying to save you.