Josusa 47, do what I do buy long Johns down to your ankle, a body vest that covers wrist and neck dye it Khaki and then you look just like those weird teenagers who all claim to be in the SAS. A row of milk top medals and you could look in the full length mirror with pride or something. I went to bed last night semi nude it was so hot, it is a good job I slept alone I would not want to do CPR on some poor female. (or would I?). Frank.
Naked gardening ok unless you are out feeding poultry ,here goes a painful warning : they will have a pack at anything :ssoossooopssoossooops That should have said "peck''..........
I have spent the weekend longing for a garden where I could weed in wellies or feed hens in the altogether. Like with Open Gardens, I have to be a bit careful not to get into envious territory and end up so fed up with my little urban plot. It's very overlooked and only three metres wide. The neighbours got in a fluster when I put in compost bins (I'm the only one on my street who has them) and it nearly started a riot. It's basically like everyone is sharing the same garden - the kids, the music, the shading trees, the bbqs. Fine if feeling social, not fine for nude yoga.
Josusa 47, do what I do buy long Johns down to your ankle, a body vest that covers wrist and neck dye it Khaki and then you look just like those weird teenagers who all claim to be in the SAS. A row of milk top medals and you could look in the full length mirror with pride or something. I went to bed last night semi nude it was so hot, it is a good job I slept alone I would not want to do CPR on some poor female. (or would I?). Frank.
Frank, you are such a hoot. I do dress a bit like that in winter, but much prefer to feel the air on my skin and especially look forward to sandals and bare feet indoors. I've only ever met people who claim to have been in the SAS, never currently serving. They're usually the most unlikely people, brainless lardarses.
Jeousa 47, According to the last Census 270,000 SAS invaded the Iranian Embassy all those years ago, I would go on leave people would ask what you did my reply was "I am in the Army and never been or seen the B=+=+= SAS". I am sure at the most they never had more than 150 in their Company and operated in groups of four mainly. Had a couple of Naked incidents, came out of the Desert and found a queue waiting to cross the Bridge at Kantara, we had washed our clothes in Petrol, water was rationed, washing you can guess was minimal we all smelled like Goats. I waited until a boat had passed by then climbed out of the truck dropped all my clothes and dived into the Canal, as I came up hearing whooping and cheering I saw on the other side a boats width away a bus load of WAAF waiting to cross the other way, the lads said I shot out of the water like a flying fish. We were due for FFI, (full frontal inspection), the Sergeant shouted right lads line up drop your clothes we did next minute a Jeep pulled up and a Woman Doctor got out, Panic stations, Look of disdain, seen it all before, walked along the line lifting certain idle items with her swagger stick then vanished. Three days later i was assigned her driver, I wonder why? It was the same thing every camp we visited, she would get out looking grim do the inspection get into the Jeep and as we drove off burst out laughing, did you see their faces. Warped sense of humour like me. Frank. PS it is 23C and no breeze phew.
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I went to bed last night semi nude it was so hot, it is a good job I slept alone I would not want to do CPR on some poor female. (or would I?).
Frank.
Had a couple of Naked incidents, came out of the Desert and found a queue waiting to cross the Bridge at Kantara, we had washed our clothes in Petrol, water was rationed, washing you can guess was minimal we all smelled like Goats. I waited until a boat had passed by then climbed out of the truck dropped all my clothes and dived into the Canal, as I came up hearing whooping and cheering I saw on the other side a boats width away a bus load of WAAF waiting to cross the other way, the lads said I shot out of the water like a flying fish.
We were due for FFI, (full frontal inspection), the Sergeant shouted right lads line up drop your clothes we did next minute a Jeep pulled up and a Woman Doctor got out, Panic stations, Look of disdain, seen it all before, walked along the line lifting certain idle items with her swagger stick then vanished. Three days later i was assigned her driver, I wonder why? It was the same thing every camp we visited, she would get out looking grim do the inspection get into the Jeep and as we drove off burst out laughing, did you see their faces. Warped sense of humour like me.
Frank.
PS it is 23C and no breeze phew.
Frank.