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  • Cos he told his wife he'd quit?image

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505

    Perhaps!

    She'll smell it in his hair anyway. This ruse works better for bald men, I would think.

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530

    Maybe he's the smoker I used to know, whose non-smoking brother allowed him to borrow his car but only on condition that he didn't smoke in it. 

  • PhaidraPhaidra Posts: 582
    B3 says:

    Why is he more concerned about smoke in his car than smoke in his lungs?

    See original post

     From experience I know that many smokers don't like the smell of smoke in a "room".  As to why a smoker cares more about smoke in his car than in his lungs, I imagine it's because he can neither smell his lungs nor see what cigarette smoking does to his insides.   image

  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271

    I scoured the Internet looking for you Avatar image, Artemis, but I couldn't find it. image  I really wanted to see it in its full glory!

  • Artemis3Artemis3 Posts: 751

    Here it is, just for you! image

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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505


    "The Hokey Pokey"
    Shakespearean Style

    "O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
    Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
    Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
    Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
    Commence though then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
    A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
    To spin! A wilde release from heaven's yoke.
    Blessed dervisih! Surely canst go, girl.
    The Hoke, the poke – banish now thy doubt
    Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about."

    (Though the verse was posted to the Reduced Shakespeare Company's Facebook page,

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505

    That the following is a quote from Cicero, is apparently apocryphal but I like it anyway.

    1. The poor, work & work.

    2. The rich, exploit the poor.

    3. The soldier, protects both.

    4. The taxpayer, pays for all the three.

    5. The wanderer, rests for all the four.

    6. The drunk, drinks for all the five.

    7. The banker, robs all the six.

    8. The lawyer, misleads all the seven.

    9. The doctor, kills all the eight.

    10. The undertaker, buries all the nine.

    11. The politician lives happily on account of all the ten

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • I loved the Hokey-Pockey!  I thoroughly enjoyed the musical version too.  Thank you, B3. 

    http://www.gregbartholomew.com/hokey.html

    As for "Cicero", some of his ideas are a bit amusing: doctors who simply kill!

  • B3 A past work colleague had this on the wall in his section not sure who wrote it originally.

    Rags make Paper

    Paper makes Money

    Money makes Banks

    Banks make Loans

    Loans make Beggars

    Beggars make Rags

    AB Still learning

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