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  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    There's a distinct smell of smoke on this thread. Whose pants are on fire?!?!?!? image

  • ButtercupdaysButtercupdays Posts: 4,546

    I love digital photos though, they can make my garden look like one in a magazineimage though we all know it isn't!

    I manoeuvre about till I've got the bit I want in the frame, missing out all the manky bits next to it. Sometimes when I see it enlarged I see something I didn't notice at the time, like a forgotten trug (been there so long it's become invisibleimage) or a grotty leaf or an intrusive weed and I have been known to go back, remove the offending item and take the pic againimage. It's what they do for magazine shoots anyway and it stops me getting annoyed every time I go through my garden photos. I like to watch a slide show to cheer me up if the weather is bad and in the winter months (at least half the year here, feels like it nowimage) Then I adjust the exposure, the colour, any tilt, and crop if need be, till it looks picture perfect and I can look at it and purrimage

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,504

    Buttercup, that was what this thread was originally about! I felt a bit disheartened sometimes looking at the beautiful pictures and realised that I had been doing the same as you and, perhaps,a few othersimage so I thought that maybe one or two other gardeners might have some hidden 'treasure'.

    Sharing of the grotty bits has given me the confidence to enjoy the nice bits and ignore the grot - unless of course I want to post a pic!

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Kitty 2Kitty 2 Posts: 5,150

    Feeling a bit warm in the nether regions pp? image

    Get yourself outside and sit in the pond for a bit.  B3 will just have to make do with a broken bucket. image 

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    My nether regions are fine thank you. Plenty of ventilation where I've worn out the seat of my trousers....just sitting. image

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,504

    It's cold,murky and miserable down here. Enough alreadyimage where's the b****y summer?

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Kitty 2Kitty 2 Posts: 5,150

    Get the sewing kit out quick and patch it up.

    No one wants to see that on a Saturday morning image

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    You don't know that! image 

    I might be selling tickets for all you know.

    Last edited: 18 June 2016 09:58:37

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,504

    It gives garden open day a whole new but rather disturbing meaning

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Kitty 2Kitty 2 Posts: 5,150

    Musically accompanied by The Waterboys "Whole of the moon"?

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