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What they really mean
- Holidays - Christmas
- For added succulence - we've pumped it fill of water and chemicals for added profit
- Rustic - It's got lumps
- Hand finished - we've bunged a cherry on the top
- I hope you don't mind me saying but..../ I don't mean to be rude but ..... - I'm going to be rude so accept it quietly
- Truthfully.... - I lie frequently but i need you to believe me this time.
- Designer - we know that something similar in the pound shop has also be 'designed' but our price has been designed to rip you off.
- Has anybody got anything to add to this?
In London. Keen but lazy.
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It's like 'estate agent' speak B3 -'rarely available on the open market ' is a favourite round here
Special Edition CD - lots of our old c** rehashed, and put in one box at an inflated price
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Limited edition chocolate - we've mucked it about and people have stopped buying it so we've added another ingredient to mask the taste
Or fluffy with big eyes
My fave is when you see a development of, say, 5 properties.
" only 3 remaining" = only 2 sold.
Limited edition anything B3
It usually means 'it was a s*** product so we only made ten'
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Last chance to buy - at the full price before it goes into the sale
Now cheaper - now smaller
Now even bigger - now more expensive
New size - smaller
Fun size - even smaller
Price remains the same - less in the packet
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...