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  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    I will go first-but some may get kicked out for being rowdy

    Simon Cowell of course-because he will bring expensive wine and lots of gossip

    Michael Mcintyre-to make us laugh

    Fred Trueman-so he can tell what it were like in ur day

    Amy from TOWIE for the glamour -but must not speak

    Captain Kirk with captain slog that we hear so much about

    Norris from Corrie-just because

    Mrs Mills to play the piano

    Joan Rivers for the filth

    Roy and Hayley will provide the catering

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    That sounds quite rowdy, I am going for something more ladylike

    Marilyn Monroe, Florence Nightingale, Holly Willoughby, Emily Bronte, Jo Brand, Margaret Thatcher and Carol Klein

     

     

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    I did consider Mrs Thatcher so I could do the "and the vegetables joke" whilst serving the meat.

    Carol Klein would keep waving her arms about at the serving stage-you will need Kim or Aggie to do the cleaning

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Shoe update-they are on the drivers van coming from Poole-life doesn't get more exciting than this

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    All guests will be waving arms when the singing startsimage

    Did the shoes text, email or phone?

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    I am tracking them -like M.Poirot-on the van at 9.30 this morning.-will they arrive in Totton today?

    Who is leading the singing -Flo Nightingale??

    http://www.countryjoe.com/nightingale/lady.htm

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    I will be leading the singingimage but only after my second glass of fizz. Do you think SC will invite you all back to his yacht?

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    He may do and then we can party with the 90 year old Sunitta.

    Will Andy get to play today?

  • LottiebeansLottiebeans Posts: 715

    If Andy plays today I will miss it! I allowed sons to watch the football on the big TV last night as it was the final.

    Eldest son went to a christening yesterday all suited and booted - he looked lovely but only after I'd ironed the shirt!

    Paining earlier but now just grey clouds. I'm hoping for a dry lunchtime.

    My chickens have made a dust bath under their house where its dry and its now quite a crater. And the wildlife report is that there are at least 3 and possibly 4 baby goldfinches in the nest.

    Inka should have mailed the caterpillars to Sunita, I'm sure she would have enjoyed them!

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    It was dry here after a shower so I did a little bit of deadheading  and then I did some chores, a womens work..........

    Lottie do you have an ultimate dinner party? It is so rare to see young people dress up that it is quite a shock.

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