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  • jo4eyesjo4eyes Posts: 2,058

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    We've eaten too much, t'will be soup for tonight.....dishwasher on, listened to most of GQT.

    Now to clean windows in here the sun having moved round. If you hear a crash tis me falling off stepladders.... J.

  • Jo get down off that ladder now!

    Dove, you poor thing, hope you feel better soon. It's really rotten to be ill at Christmas. One year I had tonsillitis and couldn't eat a thing, I think it was the only year I didn't put on any weight - every cloud has a silver lining!

    Something must be wrong here, all the presents are wrapped, both trees decorated and all shopping done. I am never this organised!! Something must be wrong!
  • Caz WCaz W Posts: 1,353

    Afternoon all - sorry to hear your poorly Dove and hope you'll soon feel better. 

    Loved the dancing last night and thought Louis & Flavia's show dance was brilliant, although I must agree everyone else was on top form too.

    Jo - sit still a minute for goodness sake!!

    Lottie - I am similarly worried as I appear to have done everything too soon. 

    Geoff - choc of the day - Galaxy (copying Gary's Mars image ).  Did LOL at your comment about buying a sofa - soon be time for creme eggs too.

    OH very happy now that Swansea just drew with Man. Utd 1-1 image

  • Caz WCaz W Posts: 1,353

    Apologies to the Apostrophe Police - should be "you're poorly".

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Jo -if the windows need cleaning that badly-let someone else do it-you don't have to do it all you know image-doesn't any body else do stuff?image

    Have watched Only Fools-Trigger got his medal for street cleaning-look after your broom-13 new heads7 new handles and Del and Rodney were Batman and Robin-all still funnyimageimageimage

    Afternoon Nad &  Lottie-all seems ahead of scheduleimage

    Still need a ruling from the apostrophe police on Jess'sssers Party

  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    Just popped in,

    Sorry if I had the names wrong! Other things on my mind.

    Everything ready to go - turkey cooking, puddings ready or waiting to be steamed, baby and her mum and dad asleep - bless, OH grumpy cos he's to do the potatoes!

    HUH 

    Good cartoons Geoff

    Son and daughter were,gymnasts and I was briefly a judge (not very successfully) daughter and son got to regional squads, Daugyter now has joined a veterans club , but been unable to do it since her car accident

    Now to finalise pressies, hope I've got it right

  • Caz WCaz W Posts: 1,353

    Hope they all get the right presents BJay image

  • Caz WCaz W Posts: 1,353

    image After checking with the Oxford Dictionary, I think it would be "Jess's party"

    Personal names that end in –s
    With personal names that end in -s: add an apostrophe plus s when you would naturally pronounce an extra s if you said the word out loud:
    He joined Charles’s army in 1642. Thomas's brother was injured in the accident.  Note that there are some exceptions to this rule, especially in names of places or organizations, for example:  St Thomas’ Hospital  With personal names that end in -s but are not spoken with an extra s: just add an apostrophe after the -s:
    The court dismissed Bridges' appeal. Connors' finest performance was in 1991.
  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Another 10 Cracker Jokesimage~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

     

    How did the human cannonball lose his job? He got fired

    Why did the skeleton go to the New Year’s Eve party? He had no body to go with

    What did the beaver say to the tree? Nice gnawing you

    What does the word minimum mean? A very small mother

    What’s round and bad tempered? A vicious circle

    Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they’re flying? Because they would quack up

    What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator? Cool music

    What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots

    How do snails keep their shells shiny? The use snail varnish

    What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective? Sherlock Bones

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  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Well thankyou Nadimage

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