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  • Beck's! Wondered why I was dancing alone! Did I forget to divulge that information! It's an age thing ya know! n I'm only 21! Again! image

  • Pam! Can't be! It's not in a lunchbox!!

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    I saw a bit of "walking"-or nearly running- the other day-it is not a good lookimage-it will not be my chosen sport-they dont even stop to look in show windows.

    Becks we will be here to talk you through the ups and downs if you go ahead on the chicken front, back or end.

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    The old dear over the road has given Jess a guitar! I'm not talking a little plastic thing, I mean a real, full size thing! You can imagine the noise! image I thought she liked me. One less on the Christmas card list!

    That's good to know Geoff, as I really won't have a clue! 2 goldfish is challenging!

    I'm going to fit my new toilet seat. image

  • A neighbour said something to me about 'livestock' and my reply was 'they're not livestock, they're pets'. which they are! Especially when son no.1 used to walk round the garden with one sitting on each shoulder.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Oh Becks-you are comedy gold for a  wag like me -"I'm  going to fit my new toilet seat"

    Do you have weight issues you need to share?

    The guitar will be a five minute wonder in my experience

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Ha ha ha. No, Geoff. I bought it when I first moved in here nearly 4 years ago, but it just got lost when I started hoarding! But now all the crap is nearly cleared, I've found it today, so just fitted it. image

    Dinner is faggots, chips and peas.

    Will I need a cock as well?? For the hens! image

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Maybe I should have put cock-rel. Just looks rude. Not changing it now.image

  • Pottie PamPottie Pam Posts: 887

    That was lovely,Geoff but sad somehow.

     

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