Am back in and burnt to frazzle-happy days -doesn't seem to be much going on.
Have hot news-holiday tickets have arrived-they have built a new pool and like all french pool's you are not allowed to wear shorts and should were speedos-I am in a heaventy bliss-at last fashion has caught up with me-just waiting for the nod on the white joggers
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At the moment just the front-the back is a worse mess there is bindweed everywhere this guy will just pull it off without treating it
I took a thermometer outside 30C in the shade 40C in the sun and rising
Who is up for a bit of beach volleyball?
Yes we can now use hose pipes. I might use it on myself if I get too hot. Yesterday I fed some of the plants with the nettle tea. It stank!
You usually get what you pay for.
It is sticky here but we have some cloud.
I have been to the shops and bought some bacon
to have a bacon and pea shoot salad.
Geoff what would you charge to tidy up the back?
I can serve in beach volleyball but cannot return
A fulsome apology from him, my flymo,back and a couple of hundred pounds- in cash of course-to clear it and £20 per visit to maintain it
I have the beach volleyball costume at the ready-is that steel toe caps and hard hat was well?
I cannot see that happening
That MP must be popular every MP has been asked if he has ever paid cash for services.
We do not want to scare old ladies, small children and horses.
What exactly is the female equivalent of speedos?
Monokini?
I've got a monokini-not sharing
Glad to hear it. Would be quite horrific if I put something like that on!
Am back in and burnt to frazzle-happy days -doesn't seem to be much going on.
Have hot news-holiday tickets have arrived-they have built a new pool and like all french pool's you are not allowed to wear shorts and should were speedos-I am in a heaventy bliss-at last fashion has caught up with me-just waiting for the nod on the white joggers