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  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    You will NEVER have a punishment kate! And you don't need an excuse!

    Is it really that bad there? They seem to have put a lot on you. Hope you get it all sorted soon. You are missed here. xx image

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    I did my lines-still coming down

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    It is not that bad at all but I am a little lacking in stamina. To get there on time I have to leave home by 7.15am and then in the evenings we have meetings and a bit of marking so I am not getting home till 6pm.

    I forgot how tiring it is to argue with a 12 year old whose mother has written him a note to avoid a detention.

  • Caz WCaz W Posts: 1,353

    Kate - stay strong for another few weeks then it's the Christmas Holidaysimage.

    Becks - I've been in the corner thinking and I've come up with some better jokesimage

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Aaw, kate, I should start re-thinking about starting another business at home. image

    Good girl Caz. image

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Bathing a cat in 7 simple steps...

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to
    the toilet water and have both lids lifted.
    Obtain the cat and soothe him while you
    carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat
    in the toilet and close both lids (you may
    need to stand on the lid so that he cannot
    escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of
    your body too close to the edge, as his
    paws will be reaching out for anything they
    can find. The cat will self-agitate and make
    ample suds. Never mind the noises that
    come from your toilet, the cat is actually
    enjoying this.

    4. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
    provides a "power wash and rinse" which I
    found to be quite effective.

    5. Have someone open the door to the
    outside and ensure that there are no
    people between the toilet and the outside
    door.

    6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can
    and quickly lift both lids.


    7. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the
    toilet and run outside where he will dry
    himself.

    Sincerely,

    The Dog

     
  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

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    ROFL

    Prepare and brace yourselves-the wind is coming back tonight-be very afraidimage

    Kate-it will soon be pay-day

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    Geoffimage do you have a local supplier????

    Becksimage

    Caz it is payday that I need to make it all worthwhileimage

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    It's dark now!! Will draw the curtains soon. image

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Do you want to borrow my pencil and paper Becks?image

    Kate-can you send your geezer round?image

     

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