Hello old faithful forkers! As I dont usually appear until well into pm, do I need an absence note? Missed you last night Becks - I was all alone for an hour with only Geoff to write an ode. Wonder what Gary's up to in his Santa suit
Another late comer, but you are right Caz, you are an afternoon class chic, so no note needed.
I missed ALL of you last night! I am such a hermit, and do do 'mingling'. They could have done a re-union forum instead, but no, it had to be in person, with cuddles, hugs and pecks on cheeks!
I'm the same Becks - have to get dragged along to such events. Jess's cracker kit sounds great fun - you can get some jokes from Geoff . A few years ago I carefully took our crackers apart, took the jokes out, replaced them with some very naughty ones, and carefully rewrapped them! Surprised a few people I can tell you
...A few years ago I carefully took our crackers apart, took the jokes out, replaced them with some very naughty ones...
I don't think we can condone this.
But if anyone needs some specific ideas you can find plenty on the web.
"Q Why is there a fairy on top of the Christmas tree? A Santa had had a bad day. Fairy asked what to do with the tree, so Santa told her...stick it up your ..."
Caz, I'm afraid I have to agree with Gary on this one! That sounds like a wee bit of vandalism! And I am shocked you suggest I put rude jokes in a 3 year old's cracker!
Punishment: Go and stand in the corner for 10 minutes and think about what you did!
Geoff!! Where are those lines!!!! You are being so disrespectful!
I am afraid that I may have to do more than 100 lines my life has been turned upside down. I am so sorry but I have just been coming home and eating then curling up in bed. I have been too tired to read or write.
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Hello old faithful forkers! As I dont usually appear until well into pm, do I need an absence note? Missed you last night Becks - I was all alone for an hour
with only Geoff to write an ode. Wonder what Gary's up to in his Santa suit
Another late comer, but you are right Caz, you are an afternoon class chic, so no note needed.
I missed ALL of you last night! I am such a hermit, and do do 'mingling'. They could have done a re-union forum instead, but no, it had to be in person, with cuddles, hugs and pecks on cheeks!
I'm the same Becks - have to get dragged along to such events. Jess's cracker kit sounds great fun - you can get some jokes from Geoff
. A few years ago I carefully took our crackers apart, took the jokes out, replaced them with some very naughty ones, and carefully rewrapped them! Surprised a few people I can tell you
Just done a few lines
I don't think we can condone this.
But if anyone needs some specific ideas you can find plenty on the web.
"Q Why is there a fairy on top of the Christmas tree?
A Santa had had a bad day. Fairy asked what to do with the tree, so Santa told her...stick it up your ..."
Now, are you clever?
This is me miss
Where has Rebecca gone?
Caz, I'm afraid I have to agree with Gary on this one! That sounds like a wee bit of vandalism! And I am shocked you suggest I put rude jokes in a 3 year old's cracker!
Punishment: Go and stand in the corner for 10 minutes and think about what you did!
Geoff!! Where are those lines!!!! You are being so disrespectful!
I am afraid that I may have to do more than 100 lines
my life has been turned upside down. I am so sorry but I have just been coming home and eating then curling up in bed. I have been too tired to read or write.
I hope all are well
Kate is here!!-
gather round everbody-we have tales from the classroom.