What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen at Christmas?
Mince spies.
he he . One from my 7 year old nephew.
Angie4
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
Dove...
Great jokes everyone...even yours Verd...hee hee
I'll just repeat my daughter's reindeer one from the other day :
Q : How many reindeer does Santa have?
A : Ten. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph...and Olive...
# Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
Olive, the other reindeer......
Ooh- I've got another one..
Why did Santa's grotto get shut down?
Elf and safety...
What does a hedgehog have for dinner???
......prickled onion ha ha
Got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. Not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.
Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden? A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen at Christmas?
Mince spies.
he he . One from my 7 year old nephew.
Angie4
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Dove...
Great jokes everyone...even yours Verd...hee hee
I'll just repeat my daughter's reindeer one from the other day :
Q : How many reindeer does Santa have?
A : Ten. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph...and Olive...
# Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
Olive, the other reindeer......
Ooh- I've got another one..
Why did Santa's grotto get shut down?
Elf and safety...
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
What does a hedgehog have for dinner???
......prickled onion ha ha
Got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
Not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.
Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!