Wot did father Xmas say when he stepped on the holly? Oh, oh, oh
Hey! Wot do you expect?
ho ho ho
How does Santa like his Pizza?
Deep & crisp and even. Boom, boom !!!!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary one?
The Christmas one has Noel!!!
Dove
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride????
A Holly Davidson!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees????
Horn-aments!
and one for punkdoc...
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations????
Tinsilitis!
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ho ho ho
How does Santa like his Pizza?
Deep & crisp and even. Boom, boom !!!!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary one?
The Christmas one has Noel!!!
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Dove
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride????
A Holly Davidson!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees????
Horn-aments!
and one for punkdoc...
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations????
Tinsilitis!