I'm beginning to get a feeling of discontent over this party and its organisers - if you feel you could do any better, please feel free to jump party and set up your own. I won't be hurt.....
You can't give up now, I've just bought a dress.
Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
...in which case I'll make sure to have dimmed, red lighting and smoke machines...
I hadn't thought about the layout of the place though - it'll have to be somewhere with suitable nooks and crannies - or given the theme, crooks and grannies....
I've started brewing my own hooch....
Edited to add: ...and for @diggersjo and given this is a gardening forum, I've put some special Bob Marley plants under lights. I thought I'd do that to save a bit of money on the smoke machine - and to save having to worry about tidying the place up before hand as after a couple of minutes the party goers won't know where they are anyway (or at least I didn't when I saw Bob at the Brighton conference centre - and that's 10,000,000,000 cubic metres).
I had planned some 'adult' party games as well - but I looked in the mirror and checked my last health report and my heart wouldn't stand it - SOOOOOOO - how about a game of:
'Who can get the last post on this thread'
...before close of play on the 20th? Oooooooh, now there's thrilling and sexy.....
Given that I couldn't see when they (ubiquitous) were going to curtail posts (midday? midnight? Edited: maybe even midnight on Tuesday 19th?) it may be that some of you may have to miss your bedtime to take part. No pyjamas or nighties allowed. Your camera will be activated and only those in party attire can take part.
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Cambridgeshire/Norfolk border.