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The Spam Thread

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  • WonkyWombleWonkyWomble Posts: 4,541
    Are you moving to GC @B3?
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I've moved. I've posted and I'm getting used to it. I've even managed to steer the odd thread off piste. We get our fun where we can.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • JennyJJennyJ Posts: 10,576
    waterbutts said:
    frog fetus serum - that shortens nicely to “FFS”. 🙂

    loll

    Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Soil type: sandy, well-drained
  • philippasmith2philippasmith2 Posts: 3,742
    Someone beat me to the FFS ( odd how that's the first thing which comes to mind ) but it could also be Fantastic Frog Spread.
    I read something about snail slime being good for the skin too.  Obviously hasn't reached a wider audience yet given the snail/slug queries on here.  
    If we're aiming for the Beauty market, I'd suggest the following possible ad .......".Frog Face Serum - alter your image instantly with this easy to spread product and begin to enjoy a new life under water.  Be the envy of your friends and relatives".

    How did Spam become Spawn anyway ?  Spam doesn't spawn does it ?  Or does it ?  OH keeps buying the stuff or at least I think he buys it - maybe it's reproducing happily in the Pantry  >:)
  • WonkyWombleWonkyWomble Posts: 4,541
    edited 17 March
    It seems to be constantly reproducing @philippasmith2! So I think I can guarantee an inexhaustible supply of both spawn from my pond and spam..
    Usually from India! 🤣 Hope to see you at @steveTus party 🎉🍾🥂🍷😁👍
  • philippasmith2philippasmith2 Posts: 3,742
    I may just attend the party and bring along some scaffolding - Pole Dancing for the energetic amongst us  :D
  • WonkyWombleWonkyWomble Posts: 4,541
    Looking forward to it... Think it's going to be one of those times when you can't unsee what you've seen so you have to drink enough to forget!!! 🥴🤣
  • ValleysgirlValleysgirl Posts: 344
    🙃💐
  • tui34tui34 Posts: 3,493
    What about some bone broth then?  Why drink it when you can eat the marrow from the marrow bone with a spoon!!  Delicious!!  
    A good hoeing is worth two waterings.

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Spam on the boots thread. Don't touch it! Spam fitters at the close down party😋
    In London. Keen but lazy.
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