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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I believe you have to eat snails sans legs so it's probably worth the wait.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • philippasmith2philippasmith2 Posts: 3,742
    Hmm - maybe Frolicking Frogs then - price will have to go up tho .

    There's always Slug Spread - ideal on toast  >:)
  • RubytooRubytoo Posts: 1,630
    Oh dear ruddy hell.
    I knew I should not have come to check this thread, I am cooking dinner....
    Please post me a green pukey face emoji I dunno how to put one up.

    I mean how to throw one up....

    Please be careful when opening Spam or Corned beef tins they can be very sharp and dangerous.

    I would think that some kind of soft packaging would be good?
    So when you are drunk enough to eat the produce you will survive the process even if you throw up. :D>:)

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Full English with blackfly pudding, slug eggs and tomato blight compote
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • WonkyWombleWonkyWomble Posts: 4,541
    edited 16 March
    ....new plan marketing people....
    With the focus on narcissistic vanity that's all encompassing, I've learned that folks spend hundreds to put snail slime on their faces as a youth serum.... Actually not joking¡!!!!!!!
    We will market the frogspawn in a similar avenue........ The unborn of any kind is great for your skin!!!! Frog fetus serum..... Maybe someone could rebrand that for me? 🥴
  • WonkyWombleWonkyWomble Posts: 4,541
    Patent pending!!!! Just in case!! I know you crafty folks are watching us.
  • WonkyWombleWonkyWomble Posts: 4,541
    edited 16 March
    You have just got the gig as marketing executive with a nice salary! Couldn't want a better person to have it! You're made for three job! 😁
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    🤪 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I thought FFS stood for something else. How appropriate!
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • WonkyWombleWonkyWomble Posts: 4,541
    I think it's quite fitting @B3
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